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Title: On The Structural Uses of Lime Jell-O, a Triple-Drabble
Author: [info]adaliazandra
Characters: Nine!OT3 with a surprise extra
Rating/Warning: Here there be crack, in case it wasn't obvious from the title. :-D
Prompt: taffimai's delightful prompt from the "I wish someone would write..." post over at betterwiththree... "Wouldn't the lime jello damage the rug? Then the poor bear will have died for nothing." Taken out of context it's wonderfully random and taken in its intended context from the original post it gives the following fic a whole new (slightly disturbing) meaning...
 
 
"Are you sure this'll work?"
 
"Genius, me. It'll work."
 
"If you say so. I've just never seen Jell-O used for–"
 
"It'll work. Where's Jack?"
 
"Here, Doc. How much Jell-O did you say you needed?"
 
"That looks like enough. Give it here."
 
"Okay. Now how about you run this by me again."
 
"Simple. I use the Sonic to freeze the molecular structure of the Jell-O to stabilize the electronics from the toy bear. Just so. Then we step back and... oops."
 
"I don't think it was supposed to do that, Doc."
 
"You've done it now. Mum's going to go mental!"
 
"We'll just clean it up. Be fine, you'll see."
 
"She's due home any minute, Doctor!"
 
"Can we hide? Blame it on Rickey?"
 
"Too late! The door just opened!"
 
"What have you three done to my rug!? There's green Jell-O everywhere!"
 
"Now, Jackie, wait just a–"
 
"Hiding behind the sofa won't save you! You've ruined my rug!"
 
"Mum! Wait! "
 
"Time for a strategic retreat, Captain!"
 
"I said it wouldn't work, Doc! I said so! I said, 'Wouldn't the lime Jell-O damage the rug? Then the poor bear will have died for nothing.' But no. You wouldn't listen..."
 
"... it'll come out, Mum, don't worry..."
 
"Get back here, you! You're not too old to take over my knee! None of you!"
 
"MUM!"
 
"The door, Jack! Quick!"
 
"Yes, Sir!"
 
"Get back here! You're going to clean this up!"
 
"Rose... RUN!"
 
"GET BACK HERE!"
 
And so our intrepid heroes make their retreat from a truly frightening foe, leaving behind them an enraged Jackie Tyler, two bowls of molecularly-decomposed lime Jell-O, a rug that in all likelihood would never be saved, and one carefully-disemboweled, electronic toy bear.
 
Trails of green slime trace their path as they flee the scene, Jackie Tyler's voice reverberating after them.
 
The End


... told you it was crack. :-D
 

Comments

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dameruth
Oct. 25th, 2009 08:09 am (UTC)
Bwah! The bunnies got you, too! :D

Now, of course, the question everyone will be asking is what exactly Nine and Co. were trying to *accomplish* with this little stunt . . .

Love the image of Jackie threatening to spank them all. So her. XD

(Off to write more about the cross-dressing Doctor . . .)
adaliafic
Oct. 25th, 2009 08:17 am (UTC)
Of course, it just had to be Jackie's rug they destroyed. :-D

My anti-crack!bunny defenses are weakest between midnight and 6am. But don't ask me what the Doctor was trying to do... the bunnies wouldn't say and I decided not to speculate for the sake of my sanity. ;-)

I really need to get some sleep now, but I'm looking forward to more cross-dressing Doctor tomorrow!
dark_aegis
Oct. 25th, 2009 02:36 pm (UTC)
LMAO! I just want to know what they were planning on doing with the jello ;)
adaliafic
Nov. 2nd, 2009 03:46 am (UTC)
I have no idea what the plan was with the Jell-O. Perhaps it is best left to the imagination. :-D
azriona
Oct. 25th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC)
"Get back here, you! You're not too old to take over my knee! None of you!"

Yeah, that'll keep the Doctor running until the END. OF. TIME.

*grin*
adaliafic
Nov. 2nd, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
I can't imagine much more terrifying than that from his point of view! :-D
taffimai
Oct. 27th, 2009 01:41 pm (UTC)
Hee! I just found this comment and followed the link. Very cute!
adaliafic
Nov. 2nd, 2009 03:48 am (UTC)
::grin::

Glad you got a chuckle out of it!
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